Dear Parents,

Utter one of these fairytale charms, if you want me to visit Halloween night. For the second one, you will need a candle and a piece of toilet paper that you or your child has written my name onto. (You may need to double it over.) Be at your commode and feel the excitement.

The Short
Ding, dong, bing, bong, BOO!
This is a bunch of hullabaloo
It's Halloween night
Trick or Treat is through
And I agree to let in
You know who. (Of course you know who is me, the wonderful and dreadful Errch.)

The Long
Booger, booger, booger
Boogers and goo
Booger, booger, booger
I wish a visit from you know who

Thanks for making me
Part of your Halloween search
A wormy, orange headed creature
Known as the Errch

Now drop in my name
And blow out the candle
Flush it all down
With a press of the handle

Booger, booger, booger
Boogers and goo
Booger, booger, booger
I wish a visit from you know who

Get to bed now
And sleep safely for the night
This charm wards off
All of the fright

When you wake in the morning
My dear, you will find
Not a monster and horror
But a gift for being kind

Booger, booger, booger
Boogers and goo
Booger, booger, booger
I wish a visit from you know who

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